10) No matter what your plans are, it’s always a good idea to leave an extra car at Cappy’s.
09) The best and most instantaneous hangover cure is to jump in the glacier-fed lake.
08) Recovery from a weekend in Manson will take at least twice as long as it should
07) Your top for the bar should be a similar shape to the swimsuit you got the sunburn in
06) Your top for the bar should be something you don’t mind wearing to breakfast the next morning
05) A paper cut could become a life-threatening emergency if you’ve had so much to drink that your blood won’t clot anymore
04) Always bring a hair tie
03) Multiple days of heavy drinking may turn you into someone you don’t recognize and wouldn’t invite to a party
02) If you can’t remember it, it’s up to you whether you want to admit that it happened
01) If you can’t remember it, maybe it’s just better that way
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