Top 10 2008 Riverfloat Quotes

10) “I am not a HORSE.” (Megan Albrecht’s response to someone telling her she sounded HOARSE.”

09) “You’re not floating today? You’re such a yuppie.” (Megan Albrecht, to anyone who dared to tell her they weren’t floating on Sunday)

08) “That’s what SHE said.” (Megan Albrecht’s response to nearly anything the whole weekend)

07) “I know it’s important to provide my loved ones with what they really need – ice cold beer. Too bad not everyone appreciates what I have to give.” (Barbie Guzman, on the necessities of a functioning relationship)

06) “Enjoy it while it lasts, because the emotional doors are gonna shut later tonight.” (Barbie Guzman, on her new-found ability to express her emotions verbally)

05) “You’re SOL – they sink.” (Morgan Fraser as she pelted people in the head with grapes)

04) “Man down, MAN DOWN!” (Everyone who fished Tony and Amanda’s lost beers out of the water before they realized that their bag had a hole in it.)

03) “Okay, Morgan. I’m sorry. Can I at least make my speedo into a thong?” (Nick Johnson, when asked to stop swearing so much at one of the stops on the float)

02) “Is that a corncob?” (Kasey Koski, on narrowly avoiding being hit in the head by Morgan’s gnawed on corncob)

01) “This is great. Wouldn’t it be awesome if we could do this every year?” Danielle Woolum, on her first riverfloat ever.