Sunday, November 23, 2008

Top 10 Excuses for Breaking up with Someone

10) “Go back to your mama. I know she misses you.”

09) “I’ve realized I have better conversations with my cat.”

08) “Leaving your underwear at my house so I could wash it for you was the last straw. Get out, and take your underwear with you…it’s clean.”

07) “Have you ever heard of flowers, mother fucker?”

06) “It’s not you. It’s the guy next door.”

05) “I can’t wait anymore for you to pull your head out of your ass.”

04) “It’s not you. It’s just everything about you.”

03) “It’s not you. It’s the sight of you.”

02) “I’m seeing someone else. Okay, I’m not. But it’s still over.”

01) “It’s over. You’re stupid.”

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