10) “Awww…too bad. Just wait til you hear what happened to ME.”
09) “I always wondered what you guys had in common, anyway.”
08) “Oh good. I never liked him anyway.”
07) “Really? So…can I get his phone number from you?”
06) “I hated the way he sniffed/wagged his finger/squinted at you. I hope you don’t get back together.”
05) “What were you thinking, anyway?”
04) “I’m sure his next girlfriend will be better suited for him.”
03) “I’m sure one day you’ll look back on this and laugh.”
02) “Thank GOD. I’m sick of being the only single one.”
01) “That’s too bad…I’ve got this friend that I think would be PERFECT for you.”
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